Why A Delivery Surcharge:
Paintballs are very heavy and cost more than double to ship these buggers. We are splitting the difference of the additional cost by charging a $5 delivery surcharge. No other items on our site carry this burden so feel free to shop around and get your FREE freight over $30.00.
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TOILET PAPER Important 718856120079
Item#: 8505
Product Info
The next time your less-than cleanly friends come over, make sure you are stocked up with our Retro Toilet Paper! Printed throughout the roll, the bold red word "Important" will catch the attention of dirty-doers and force them to read what the cartoon gentleman has to say. While they wipe, they will learn how to correctly use toilet paper:Step 1: Defecate into toiletStep 2: Tear off one square.Step 3: Wipe in and around anal area thoroughly.Step 4: Repeat steps 2-3 as necessary.Step 5: Properly dispose of square(s) and flush.
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